You are almost at my...APOLOGY ENGINE.
But not quite.

Due to overwhelming demand, I have recently had to automate my previously 
hand-cranked Apology Engine.

You are about to receive both an apology AND an authentication document 
that said apology has been issued. In order to complete this emotional transaction, 
I need to be assured that my apology will be accepted, i.e., there will be no me 
apologizing then wondering if you ever accepted it, or you blowing me off because 
it wasn't sincere enough, et cetera.

Therefore, to reach the Apology Engine, type the phrase "I Accept Your 
Apology" in the box below and click the "Apology Engine" button.