almost at my...APOLOGY ENGINE.
But not quite.
Due to overwhelming demand, I have
recently had to automate my previously
hand-cranked Apology Engine.
You are about to receive both an
apology AND an authentication document
that said apology has been issued. In order to
complete this emotional transaction,
I need to be assured that my apology will be
accepted, i.e., there will be no me
apologizing then wondering if you ever accepted it, or
you blowing me off because
it wasn't sincere enough, et cetera.
Therefore, to reach the Apology
Engine, type the phrase "I Accept Your
Apology" in the box below and click
the "Apology Engine" button.