The Poettes

When I was 22, my girlfriend and I started a greeting card company to rescue ourselves from jobs we hated. Here's four of the 48 designs we sold.

tagline inside card: "... The local bar is the center of the universe. Happy birthday to an extraterrestial traveler."

tagline inside card: "Have a Crazy Birthday!"

tagline inside card: "2. Have a crummy birthday"

tagline inside card: "Gotcha!"