The 7 Habits of Highly Engineered People

1. THEY WILL BE SELFISH IN THEIR GENEROUSNESS, AND THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO LOOK GENEROUS IN THEIR SELFISHNESS
   

2. BLINDNESS IMPROVES THEIR VISION
   

3. THEY’LL NOT ONLY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM, BUT THEY’LL BITE THEIR OWN HAND
   

4. THEY WILL TRY VERY HARD TO MAINTAIN THE IMAGE THAT THEY CARE NOT AT ALL ABOUT THEIR IMAGE
   

5. THEY WILL KEEP FIXING WHAT’S NOT BROKEN UNTIL IT’S BROKEN
   

6. I DIDN’T ANSWER INCORRECTLY, YOU JUST ASKED THE WRONG QUESTION
   

7. CONSIDER ABSENCE OF CRITICISM A COMPLIMENT